Suck and see...

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(via heyfunniest)

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

(via arielnotariel)

lampsarepeopletoo:

is this a bunny dressed up as corn or corn dressed up as a bunny

lampsarepeopletoo:

is this a bunny dressed up as corn or corn dressed up as a bunny

(Source: swansoftest, via heyfunniest)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via arielnotariel)

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

(via arielnotariel)

probablyroxylalonde:

"hey wanna hang out this weekend?"

sorry, im busy.

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